funny 'Jakun' -- stupid believes

One day,

Jakun : Oh my God~~~~ Can you see the rainbow??
Me : Yea... very beautiful!!
Jakun : Wait.. I gotta get some sands.
Me : What for?? (Puzzled)
Jakun : My mom said if you rub your scar with sands and make a wish, your scar will disappear!!
Me : .......................

Another day,

Jakun : Oh my God~~~~ I feel itchy on this shoes!!
Me : You are wearing new shoes?? Biasalah....
Jakun : I think my shoe is biting me, I have to go toilet for a while.
Me : Huh?? You wanna bite it back??
Jakun : Yeah!!!
Me : $#%*@#$@
(Can you imagine that a girl biting shoe in toilet?? NO WAY!!)

Another day again,

Jakun : Oh my God~~~~
Me : What happen??
Jakun : A lot of my eyelashes had dropped!! I guess many people miss me now....**chuckles**
Me : Why said so??
Jakun : My mom told me...haha
Me : wtf !!
What if too many people miss you? I think your eyes will be super duper scary then..
Jakun : ...............**speechless**